Britain's 104th archbishop of Canterbury, Dr. Rowan Williams, the nation's senior Christian voice, is promoting a new Bible that flatly contradicts traditional Bible-believing Christian beliefs on sex and morality. Titled "Good as New," the new Bible is translated by former Baptist minister John Henson for the "One Organization", to produce what the group calls a "new, fresh and adventurous" translation of the Christian scriptures. The Archy describes it is a book of "extraordinary power," but admitted many will be startled by its content. "Instead of condemning fornicators, adulterers and "abusers of themselves with mankind," (a reference to homosexual behavior) the new version of his first letter to Corinth has St. Paul advising Christians not to go without sex for too long in case they get sexually frustrated! The new version, which Dr. Williams says he hopes will spread "in epidemic profusion through religious and irreligious alike," turns St. Paul's strictures against fornication on their head," adds the Times.

The One Organization that produced the new Bible translation is dedicated to "establishing peace, justice, dignity and rights for all." It is also focused on "sustainable use of the earth's resources," challenging "oppression, injustice, exclusion and discrimination" as well as accepting "one another, valuing their diversity and experience." (Does anyone who is paranoid like me smell the anti-fur/meat, pro-homosexual-antichrist agenda?) According to Ekklesia, a London-based "theological think tank" that supports the "One" translation: The translation is pioneering in its accessibility, and changes the original Greek and Hebrew nomenclature into modern nicknames. St. Peter becomes "Rocky," Mary Magdalene becomes "Maggie," Aaron becomes "Ron," Andronicus becomes "Andy" and Barabbas becomes "Barry!" In keeping with the times, translator Henson deftly translates "demon possession" as "mental illness" and "Son of Man," the expression Jesus frequently used to describe himself, as "the Complete Person." In addition, parables are rendered as "riddles," baptize is to "dip" in water, salvation becomes "healing" or completeness" and Heaven becomes "the world beyond time and space."

Here's how Williams, the top Anglican archbishop, describes the new Bible: "Instead of being taken into a specialized religious frame of reference - as happens even with the most conscientious of formal modern translations - and being given a gospel addressed to specialized concerns … we have here a vehicle for thinking and worshipping that is fully earthed, recognizably about our humanity." In addition, notes Ekklesia, the archbishop praises Henson's translation for eliminating "the stale, the technical, the unconsciously exclusive words and policies" in other translations.

Here, according to the London Times, are a few sample passages: (Mk 1:4) (A.V.): "John did baptize in the wilderness, and preach the baptism of repentance for the remission of sins." New: "John, nicknamed 'The Dipper,' was 'The Voice.' He was in the desert, inviting people to be dipped, to show they were determined to change their ways and wanted to be forgiven." (Mk. 1:10-11) (A.V.) : "And straightway coming up out of the water, he saw the heavens opened, and the Spirit like a dove descending upon him. And there came a voice from the heaven saying, Thou art my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased." New: "As he was climbing up the bank again, the sun shone through a gap in the clouds. At the same time a pigeon flew down and perched on him. Jesus took this as a sign that God's spirit was with him. A voice from overhead was heard saying, 'That's my boy! You're doing fine!'"

(Matt. 23:25) A.V. "Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites!" New version: "Take a running jump, Holy Joes, humbugs!" (Matt. 26:69-70) A.V. "Now Peter sat without in the palace: and a damsel came unto him, saying, 'Thou also wast with Jesus of Galilee.' But he denied before them all, saying, I know not what thou sayest." New: "Meanwhile Rocky was still sitting in the courtyard. A woman came up to him and said: 'Haven't I seen you with Jesus, the hero from Galilee?" Rocky shook his head and said: 'I don't know what the hell you're talking about!'"

(1 Cor. 7:1-2) KJV: "Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: [It is] good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, [to avoid] fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband." New: "Some of you think the best way to cope with sex is for men and women to keep right away from each other. That is more likely to lead to sexual offences. My advice is for everyone to have a regular partner."

(1 Cor. 7:8-7) KJV: "I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn." New: "If you know you have strong needs, get yourself a partner. Better than being frustrated." Truly this is a remarkable time we live in! The coming of the Lord surely is at hand! People are deceivers and there are those who loved to be deceived! We are entering into the day of choice: Holiness or spiritual death for all of eternity! It is time to look up, our redemption draweth nigh!