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by Barry Chamish
Once again we return to the wacky world of deranged Israel.
In our last
episode, Shas Party Knessset Member, Nisim Ze'ev, has escaped
a bout of
poisoning in the Knesset. Happily,
he recovers and returns to the craziest gang in the whole building,
the
Moroccan religious happy fellows...
To do this little story, I had to phone a contractor who has
installed
elevators. He assured me that elevators cannot freefall because
an
emergency braking system will stop the cabin. So I ask, did you
ever hear of an elevator freefalling TWICE in one journey? As
you read
the notes below, please note that the elevator fell two storeys
and came
to a halt. It then released itself and fell another
storey. "Well then," my expert answered, "the
elevator was rigged
by a
technician."
We cast our thoughts to 1984. Shimon Peres had lost another election
because the Moroccans wouldn't vote for him. This time there
was a way
to win from now on. Who needs those pesky
Moroccans when all you do is corrupt the brand new kid on the
block,
their Shas Party? Peres concentrated on the party's rabbi Ovadia
Yosef
and observed his young secretary Arie Deri. Peres
sent his suitors, Yossi Beilin and Moshe Shachal to woo and corrupt
Deri. They taught him to steal. Within 2 years, at age 25, Deri
was the
Minister Of The Interior. There, he put all the crime lessons
to work.
Shas now had to do Peres' bidding or Deri would fall into prison
from
all his thefts.
And your author, being me, covered the real Shas scandal accurately
from
day one. But the mainstream papers did not do so, preferring
to believe
the natural crime tendencies of the Moroccans were behind the
endless
crimes of the Shas politicians.
Once again we return to the wacky world of deranged Israel.
The four
Shas Knesset members enter the Tel Aviv elevator. Hilariously,
Trade
Minister Eli Yishai enters last. He is the minister responsible
for
inspecting the country's elevators. Nisim Ze'ev pushes the button
and
the elevator ride is on high.
"No," insisted Yishai. "I said up. Nisim, when
we stop, you must
switch
to up."
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH," replied Ze'ev.
Quickly realizing the urgency of the situation, MKs David Azoulay
and
Ya'akov Margi started jumping, hoping they would be in the air
when the
elevator stopped. They never realized how bad their plan was.
They
struck like drunken honeybees against a brick prison wall two
floors down.
"Is everyone okay?" asked Yishai.
Everyone was not. Ze'ev had fainted and was unaware that the
elevator
was about to liberate itself from its backup brakes and fall
still
another floor.
And here I am, the author. Eli Yishai was a major source of mine.
In my
English and Hebrew book, The Last Days Of Israel, I tell the
tale of
Shimon Peres being blackmailed to lose the '96 elections over
documents
tying him to the Rabin murder. Yishai and his spokesman Isaac
Sudri were
two of my sources for the scoop. Write chamish@netvision.net.il
for the
book.
Now here he is, in a tangled mass of humanity, after his elevator
freefell 3 floors. So in wackyville, where Jews all dwell, what
does
Yishai and his gang do? They lift a mighty prayer of thanks to
the
heaven for all the unique adventures someone keeps supplying
Shas
politicians with.
Ehud Olmert is the jocular King of the Knesset where the Shas
gang is
trying to play. Last year, Ehud the jocular used two incidents
of
soldier kidnappings to launch a war against Hizbullah
and Hamas. In the end, the war emptied 1/3 of Israelis to more
central
locations for at least 34 days and because she did not use her
supposed
nuclear option, the enemy now had the perfect means to destroy
Israel; a
REAL missile war.
Me, the writer was outraged by the war and I claimed the kidnappings
were arranged and the war a test for an American attack on Iran.
Now
Ehud has gone and proved me right. He said a war based on kidnappings
was approved in March 2006, 4 months before the real things took
place.
So, Ehud is trying to be the toughest kid on the block, or he's
doing
somebody else's dirty work. But as nice as ideas are in wackofunland,
getting them to work is the real joy.
In wackedyann goodtime freddie fiesta land, everything is a ball
because
the Jews believe it's all an accident. It couldn't be easier.
NOTES:
*Shas MKs Trapped in Falling Elevator*
18 Adar 5767, 08 March 07 06:16
by
(IsraelNN.com) Minister of Trade, Industry, and Labor Eli Yishai
was
trapped in an elevator on Thursday afternoon along with fellow
Members
of Knesset Yaakov Margi, Avraham Michaeli, David Azoulai, and
Nissim
Zeev, all members of Shas. The MKs were leaving a meeting on
the ninth
floor of the Tel Aviv Center for Local Government building when
the
elevator they were in began plummeting downwards.
The elevator stopped briefly at one of the levels in the parking
lot,
four stories below the ground, and then fell two more stories.
The MKs
were rescued by firemen forty minutes after the ordeal began.
They were
treated by paramedics for injuries and for symptoms related to
oxygen loss.
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/834907.html
Last update - 17:09 08/03/2007
Eli Yishai removed from T.A. elevator after stuck for 45 minutes
By Ruth Sinai <mailto:rsinai@haaretz.co.il>, Haaretz
Correspondent
Trade Minister Eli Yishai and three Shas MKs were stuck Thursday
for 45
minutes in an elevator that fell three stories in a Tel Aviv
office
building.
Yishai, whose office is responsible, among other things, for
security
and inspection of elevators in Israel, ordered a probe of the
malfunction. He is expected to receive the preliminary findings
as early
as Thursday night.
The building where Yishai and MKs Nissim Ze'ev, David Azoulay
and
Ya'akov Margi were stuck houses the Tel Aviv branches of Trade
Ministry
offices. The lawmakers were in the building meeting with authority
heads.
While they were stuck in the elevator, MK Ze'ev fell ill and
fainted.
MK Ze'ev: Someone Poisoned Me
16:40 Jan 24, '07 / 5 Shevat 5767
(IsraelNN.com) MK Nisim Ze'ev (Shas) felt ill Wednesday after
drinking
water during a parliamentary committee session, and suspects
he was
poisoned. Ze'ev drank several sips of water from a thermos placed
on the
table during a meeting of the Foreign Affairs and Security Committee,
when he felt ill and dizzy and began vomiting. "I immediately
told the
committee chairman that there had been an attempt to poison me
and that
someone needs to investigate if there was an attempt to poison
the
committee members," Ze'ev told Ynet.
Ze'ev was whisked away from the Knesset by an ambulance. He says
the
initial tests showed a high level of poisonous materials in his
body.
Four officers from the Police Criminal Detection Laboratory came
to the
Knesset and took...
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3373938,00.html
Olmert is rewriting history, says MK Eitam
MKs criticize PM's statement that second Lebanon war was planned
months
in advance, a claim Nasrallah made repeatedly during war. 'If
he isn't
lying - it's a thousand times worse,' says MK Eldad
Amnon Meranda
"It seems that the prime minister and Nasrallah are getting
their
stories straight," an outraged MK Effie Eitam told Ynet
Thursday on
Olmert's statement that the second Lebanon war
<http://www.ynetnews.com/home/0,7340,L-4289,00.html> was
planned beforehand.
*
Lebanon war was planned in March, Olmert says / *Ronny Sofer
According to Ha'aretz report, prime minister told Winograd Commission
he
decided as early as March, 2006 to launch a 'restrained' military
operation in case of kidnapping incident along Lebanese border
All throughout the war and afterwards, Hizbullah's leader
Hassan
Nasrallah defended himself from public criticism by claiming
that Israel
had already been planning the war and that it "jumped at
the chance" to
strike.
According to Haaretz, Prime Minister Ehud Olmert told the Winograd
Commission that a military operation in case of a kidnapping
incident
along the Lebanese border was planned as early as March, 2006,
four
months prior to war.
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